amyatishkin (amyatishkin) wrote,
amyatishkin
amyatishkin

Все, что вы боялись узнать о морской авиации

Обучающие комиксы про пилота-неудачника Дилберта, нарисованные капитан-лейтенантом Робертом Ч. Осборном в 1943 году.

Sometimes Dilbert took off without getting an O.K. from the Mec
Sometimes Dilbert took off without getting an O.K. from the Mec

Dilbert and his cousins never heard of Air Discipline
Dilbert and his cousins never heard of Air Discipline

Dilbert at last got the idea of flying the little plane and letting God take care of the horizon
Dilbert at last got the idea of flying the little plane and letting God take care of the horizon

Dilbert didn’t know that silence is golden
Dilbert didn’t know that silence is golden

Dilbert didn’t see the sleeve from the beginning of his dive to the end
Dilbert didn’t see the sleeve from the beginning of his dive to the end

Dilbert didn’t think Ground School mattered
Dilbert didn’t think Ground School mattered

Dilbert even made flying complicated for his classmates
Dilbert even made flying complicated for his classmates

Dilbert had never played ‘tag’ so didn’t know that you cut inside to catch up
Dilbert had never played ‘tag’ so didn’t know that you cut inside to catch up

Dilbert had never understood why you stayed in your own area
Dilbert had never understood why you stayed in your own area

Dilbert hesitates and finally gives her the gun too late
Dilbert hesitates and finally gives her the gun too late

Dilbert landed fairly well – thirty feet above the water
Dilbert landed fairly well – thirty feet above the water

Dilbert learned that during training you stay out of the clouds
Dilbert learned that during training you stay out of the clouds

Dilbert still hadn’t learned to look around before taking off or landing
Dilbert still hadn’t learned to look around before taking off or landing

Dilbert still hasn’t gotten the word about skids
Dilbert still hasn’t gotten the word about skids

If Dilbert had learned the cockpit thoroughly he wouldn’t have had a mental stricture when he got in to fly
If Dilbert had learned the cockpit thoroughly he wouldn’t have had a mental stricture when he got in to fly

Instead of lying up into the wind Dilbert and his cousins steam and circle, shout and scream
Instead of lying up into the wind Dilbert and his cousins steam and circle, shout and scream

Major overhaul is beginning to think Dilbert is an axis agent
Major overhaul is beginning to think Dilbert is an axis agent

The Beach Crew could always reach Dilbert’s wing tip
The Beach Crew could always reach Dilbert’s wing tip

X-Rays showed that Dilbert did actually think while flying. Artwork by Lieutenant Commander Robert C. Osborn, USNR
X-Rays showed that Dilbert did actually think while flying. Artwork by Lieutenant Commander Robert C. Osborn, USNR

1,000 Horsepower but no horse-sense
1,000 Horsepower but no horse-sense

Special plane for the careless instructor
Special plane for the careless instructor

The lad who couldn’t even get out to the gunnery range with right section.
The lad who couldn’t even get out to the gunnery range with right section.
Tags: diesel, diesel-1, us navy, Живопись, воздушный флот, воздушный флот-1, море-окиян, море-окиян-1
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